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“Donde está el gato?” I asked the bank teller

February 25, 2011 by S.J. Shamus

“Donde está el gato?” I asked the bank teller.

“Pardon?”

“El pobrecito, está in el mar?”

“I’m sorry,” she said.  “I don’t follow.  How can I help you?”

“I took eight years of Spanish. Was it a waste?”

“Well…if you can use it someday…nothing’s a waste.”

“Exactly.  This bank is surrounded by cats.”

Posted in: My Cat, Writing Tagged: My Cat

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