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I watched my cat sleep on the lawn like he was floating

June 1, 2011 by S.J. Shamus

I watched my cat sleep on the lawn like he was floating.

“Florida grass, why are you so tall and springy?” I asked.

No answer.

“Florida grass you cut me when I touch you and you make me itch.”

In the silence I lost my footing and found myself on Florida limestone.

“Florida limestone, why are you porous when Tennessee limestone is smooth?”

Several days later I started muting the sound on The Discovery Channel and my cat ran away.

Posted in: My Cat, Writing Tagged: My Cat

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