Don’t make fun of Ted because of his name
Don’t make fun of Ted because of his name. Make fun of him for other reasons like the way he eats rice cakes or the way he brushes against the Ikea bookcase named Billy.
When I tell you this you always say “That’s stupid” then you laugh and repeat his name and make rhymes with it.
Ted did not name himself just as you or I or the Ikea bookcase did not.